Alabamaism 

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

Alabamaism by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

alabamadom 

When you miss your Dom so much and you just wanna call him.

A: Ôi, alabamadom!

alabamadom by nhasucvathoc May 16, 2022

Alabamianism 

If two or more people that possess certain reminiscences regarding to their genetical identities, or to be less puzzling, their heredity, coitate eachother.
(inbreed)

Billy: Accent of a Southerner Ayo, Aa'm from Ealabeama (Alabama - the state whose particular stereotypes have initialized me of writing this article) and Aa just had some a' the more delicate stuff with ma' sister.

Joseph: So ya' had Alabamianism?

Alabamianism by sublimed sex technique January 4, 2021

Alabamastan 

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

Alabamastan by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabamaish 

Adj. Of or seeming to derive from the state or general locality of Alabama. In spoken language, an Alabamish word or phrase must have an audible "twang" and sound simplistic.
May also refer to something that would be spoken only by a person of southern origin.

"alrighty" is such an alabamaish phrase.

Alabamaish by wacko3121 April 8, 2006

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Alabamaing 

The posh term for incest.

I am alabamaing my sister

Alabamaing by Geja June 5, 2019