2 definitions by Isaacthegoat

Slapperbate

A technique for masterbation commonly found in middle schools, where the penis is slapped with the force of god, so hard it bruises and gets calloused, for pleasure.

“I just slapperbate the shit out of my cock. It’s bleeding. It’s better than sex.”

by Isaacthegoat April 13, 2022

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020