Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

alarmaphobia

Fear of your alarm clock scaring you when it wakes you up so you continuously wake yourself up every few minutes that way the alarm won't scare you when it goes off.

George: *Yawn*
Harold: "Why are you so tired?"
George: "Dude, my alarmaphobia kept me up all night."

by JESSiCA_RiOT October 2, 2007