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UwU
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by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

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When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

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Quinn is a hot, sexy beast. Quinn used to have a dick but she cut it off and threw it into a cornfield.
Camrynn: "Yo Quinn, where's your dick?"
Quinn: "Oh. I cut it off."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020

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When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.
You: "I love the shit fountain!"
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by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

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Sexy motherfucker.
Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy
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by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

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When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!
Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"
by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

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He's Pierce.
Pierce: "Shrek is yummy."
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by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

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