Alabamastan 

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

Alabamastan by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado 

the act of tying your cousin to a street lamp then running at them from the other side of the street while hopping and playing the trombone, which is prelubed with their snot, and when you reach the street lamp shoving the trombone down their throat and while it’s still in their mouth filling their anal cavity with various objects, most commonly leaves. you then spin them around the pole and, if done correctly, the leaves will start firing out of the anal cavity and into your mouth.

Me and my cousin Mark performed an Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado at the family talent show.

Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado by bartholemew123456789 April 11, 2022