Al Sharpton's Disorder 

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

Al Sharpton's Disorder by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

Al Sharpton Syndrome 

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant

Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome

Al Sharpton Syndrome by JB227890 March 18, 2022

Al Sharpton 

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

Al Sharpton by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Al Sharpton 

A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.

According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.

Al Sharpton by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007

al sharpton 

A hypocritical, racist pig that wouldn't know what a real civil rights activist was if one kicked him in the teeth. He thinks that the whole world is out to get black people and that all white people are racist. Notice that whenever anything bad happens to a black person caused by a white person Al Sharpton is always immediately on the scene! For instance, during the Duke lacrosse case, a black woman was raped by afew upperclass, white students. Therefore, in Al Sharpton's eyes, it MUST be racism! Al Sharpton only segregates groups of people even more, and adds to the problem.

Al sharpton is racist and everyone hates him.

al sharpton by ja ja gabor December 30, 2007

Al Sharpton 

1. The African American incarnation of Hitler.....or just some dumbass.

2. A hypocritical fat bitch that states all black people are constantly being harassed/pursecuted by white people;...Yeah, the fact that I see dumbass white, latin, and asian kids decked out in "urban" clothes with there ass hanging out there pants as an attempt to emmulate/think there cool is just a hallucination that I've been having for years now.

3. A racist of white people; Tawana Brawley who claimed she was raped by police in the 80's, but was found later to have lied, was supported by Sharpton. He ended up ruining the lives of several police officers financially and publicly, but did Al ever apologize to said officers? Hell no! He almost killed Don Imus' radio career because of three words nappy headed hoes, even though Imus made fun of EVERYONE equally regardless of ethnic background or belief, he still acted the bigger man & apologized to Sharpton.

"I'm Al Sharpton, I have no balls, no soul, & if there's a hell, I'm going to it because I don't practice what I preach.....take that white crackers!"

Al Sharpton by The REAL voice of truth November 13, 2007

al sharpton 

Supports racial tension and is afraid of the Opie and Anthony show because he knows he will be put in his place. He'd rather go after the livelyhood of an old white man rather than a gangsta rapper. He does not represent the black race correctly.

Al Sharpton is a hypocrite who does not respect the first amendment.

al sharpton by zondboi April 25, 2007