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Tired mom rote Agnys not Agnes on the birth certificate
Mom: *writes Agnys*
Doc: Are you sure you want this name
Mom: Yes. *falls asleep after birthing child*
Agnys by The79 October 19, 2022
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Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb' (Lamborghini).

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese. But don't push her on limit, she will put you in your place. Don't think you can hurt her feeling easily, because she just doesn't give a fuck about what others think. She likes people with a good personality and true intentions. She likes few people, so if you are not one of them, you just not have any influence on her.

Her love is true.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese...
I really like you, Agnese...
You are very complicated but you do what you feel Agnese and I like it.
Agnese by anonymous1709 November 21, 2021
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Anysten is a very tall girl with dirty blonde curly hair. She has very smart friends, but she is less intelligent. The more time she spents with people, the stupider they get.
Anysten’s friends were so smart before they started hanging out with her.
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cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
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Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Agnostic Satanist 

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.
"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist
Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Agnes Obel

-A Danish singer and songwriter who is considered one of the more inspiring artists of the generation.

-She recently released the album 'Philharmonics' with songs such as 'Riverside' and 'Brother Sparrow'
Agnes Obel writes such amazing lyrics!
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