Birthing 

When ya make a baby and ya birth it out.

Your semen did not have anything to do wit my birthing.

Birthing by Billybobjoenuggets November 7, 2016

Birthing 

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

Birthing by Birthing October 13, 2021

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

Birthing Person 

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

Birthing Person by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person 

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

birthing person by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

Birthing Madonna's children 

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.

Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.

Birthing Madonna's children by B:ss February 14, 2010

Birthing the Unicorn 

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.

Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

Birthing the Unicorn by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013