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Birthing 

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)
Women are birthing all men in the world.
Birthing by Birthing October 13, 2021

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

Birthing Person 

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

birthing person 

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.
My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

Birthing Madonna's children 

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
Birthing Madonna's children by B:ss February 14, 2010

Birthing the Unicorn 

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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