The79's definitions

Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi

Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"

by The79 May 10, 2023

Agnys

Tired mom rote Agnys not Agnes on the birth certificate

Mom: *writes Agnys*
Doc: Are you sure you want this name
Mom: Yes. *falls asleep after birthing child*

by The79 October 19, 2022

Savannah Heppler

in ur dad's bed

Dad *wakes up*

Wow its Savannah Heppler

by The79 May 10, 2023

Flaming Moe

Simpsons Lean

I'm going to order a flaming moe

by The79 September 8, 2022

Sebastian Pineda

Any person that plays soccer in Denver

Your such a Sebastian Pineda

by The79 April 19, 2023

Gabriel Mougin

2kold Gansta from the 303

Person 1 "Oh your from denver?"

Person 2 "yeah I am"

Person 1 "Oh you must be Gabriel Mougin than"

by The79 May 18, 2023

Sebastian Pineda

A nickname for gangstas from the 303

Yo, that guy is definitely Sebastian Pineda.
He is gangsta as fuck

by The79 May 8, 2023