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Adildo
Adildo by Iraqi-predator July 18, 2010
adildoic
A homosexual or heterosexual individual who is against or lacks the desire to use a dildo or sex toy in a sexual or non-sexual manner.
- Steves boyfriend Mark, became disinterested in the relationship when he found out that Jason was adildoic.
- Jen is adildoic in life.
- Susan, the lesbian, has a healthy sex life and proudly proclaims she is adildoic!
- Jen is adildoic in life.
- Susan, the lesbian, has a healthy sex life and proudly proclaims she is adildoic!
adildoic by ithinkimamedic January 4, 2009
between a crematorium and a dildo shop
between a crematorium and a dildo shop by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020
Son of a dildo
Son of a dildo by Lord Fartington master of shit December 29, 2014
awildonewastaken
awildonewastaken by Shigarakis husband duh June 3, 2021
Adilson
Adilson is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He is goofy and adventurous always ready for adrenaline. He is the sweetest and most caring person there is. He’ll take care of you and make you feel like the only girl for him. He’s also really sexy and good looking. It only takes one look at him for you to fall in love. He has the most beautiful golden brown eyes and the warmest smile. He’s like a warm soft blanket on a cold rainy day. He knows how to listen and somehow always has the perfect words for you. He seems care free and reckless when you first meet him, but once he opens up to you he’ll show you how carefully he’ll protect anything he cherishes and how vulnerable he can be. He really loves his family and all of his friends and dreams of having a family some day. Anyone would be lucky to have someone like him but he’s someone thats rare and not easy to find. Once you meet him don’t let him go, you won’t have to hold onto him tightly because he’ll stick around for however long it takes but you will have to reassure him that you still want him in your life. This loving soul is made of all of the best things that there are. Cherish him and let him know how much you love him everyday. Adilson is truly the best.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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