adidon 

Drake's one and only son.

Pusha T: Drake, stop playing border patrol, we want Adidon home.

adidon by Brayo Specialist October 19, 2020

adirondack mountain people 

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.

Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.

adirondack mountain people by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

adirondackular 

Describes landscapes so beautiful that they can't be described in words. Comes from the Adirondacks, a mountain range in upper New York State. Pronounced "a-dih-ron-DACK-you-ler".

Marty: Yo, Dean, get a look at this black spruce bog---it's adirondackular!!!
Dean: Yeah, dis is awesome man! It's like Yoda's planet!
Marty: Dean, you sure know how to pick the best boreal hikes!

adirondackular by pentozali August 28, 2006

Adirondack lantern 

Noun - A water vessel (e.g. kayak) where the semi-translucent hull is illuminated from within at night; like a Floating Chinese lantern.

We put headlamps in the bow and stern of a rotomolded kayak to make it glow and paddled across Upper Saranac Lake.

I popped some really bright glow sticks in my Hobie Cat hulls for night sailing, and it looked like the Star Trek Next Generation Enterprise nacelles at the beginning of the show intro.

A group of kayakers went on an Adirondack Lantern paddle last night.

Adirondack lantern by Adirondack Ingenuity October 17, 2013

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

Adirondack Smoothie by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Adison 

a sweet natured girl, with high ambition. She shines with love and joy. Always a loyal friend, and strong leader.

She was truely an adison, and led her team to victory.

Adison by Olive You Photography February 3, 2010

Adirondack Slide

When the penis of one male slides out of the vagina and accidentally into the asshole of the other male in a mmf threesome. Most commonly occurring when one man is laying on his back with the female riding him as the other male is also on top fucking her from behind.

I was double teaming a chick with my bro when he gave me the old adirondack slide.

Adirondack Slide by GreenKeyWeekend May 17, 2013