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absorbmooch 

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.
The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.
absorbmooch by jpg3 November 1, 2011
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absurdres 

Very high resolution images.

An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.
That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres
absurdres by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011

absurdism 

Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"
absurdism by darthvishous November 13, 2017

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

The Absurd

The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.
Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”

Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”

Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”

Man 2: “Oof.”