absorbanent
An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
absorbanent by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008
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absorbanent
An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
absorbanent by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 14, 2008
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absorbent thong
For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
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absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Absorbament
Exceeding the bounds of custom, propriety or reason, especially in amount or extent; highly excessive. Can be used interchangeably with “exorbitant.”
Absorbament by SenoritaB September 17, 2023
Absorbent Taco
Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.
This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.
Absorbent Taco by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017
Socially Absorbent
The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
Socially Absorbent by ihmjaww March 14, 2011