Absorbation
When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.
Absorbation by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021
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Absorbation
Absorbation by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021
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absorbtion
Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.
absorbtion by Penbiks August 20, 2006
Total Absorption
Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.
See: Ghost Hit
See: Ghost Hit
When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!
Total Absorption by Barry Obama "Master chief" November 5, 2012
Self Absortion Rate (SAR)
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
Self Absortion Rate (SAR) by rperazag June 29, 2010
Abservation
Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008
Fart Absorption Ratio
Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
Fart Absorption Ratio by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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