absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 03, 2011
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crackyap

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.
Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
by Lunicus December 14, 2006
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Man Fit

When a grown man acts like a whining child for little or no reason
Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
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shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
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Fear Fart

When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting
Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
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bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack
Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!
by Lunicus September 14, 2006
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flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by Lunicus November 04, 2013
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