Lunicus's definitions
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
Get the Fear Fartmug. when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
Get the shit of a thousand wipesmug. The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus February 5, 2012
Get the Free meal banditmug. When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Get the Rip 'n' Dipmug. The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
by Lunicus December 11, 2006
Get the dayfuckmug. Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 16, 2011
Get the wimp skinsmug. When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
by Lunicus October 16, 2013
Get the orgy eyesmug.