Lunicus's definitions

wimp skins

gloves used on construction sites

Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins

The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.

by Lunicus December 16, 2011

Fear Fart

When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting

Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.

by Lunicus November 30, 2010

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Rip 'n' Dip

When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.

Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!

If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

Cunt so Fine

Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!

Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.

by Lunicus October 11, 2013

bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack

Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!

by Lunicus September 14, 2006

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011