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Absoulutely 

A confirmation or response guaranteed totally and absolutely by the Respondent's Soul. Being completely in agreement with someone to the Soul depth.
#1: Did U intend to pass gas that just singed my nose hairs, mayne?

#2: Absoulutely!
Absoulutely by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025

Absolutelove 

Absolutelove is knowing someone for years and finally realizing how you cant live with out him. Its spending days on end with him and it never being enough. Its smiling at the very thought of his own smile and welcoming presence. Its being able to act like a child and know he wont care and will still love you for your sillyness. Its knowing you are the luckiest girl alive to hear him say I love you and I want to be with you forever. Its in the way he holds you and cares for every part of you. Its Wanting to talk to him all day long and hear his sweet voice. Its saying good bye and missing him the moment you are apart. Its never wanting to hang up the phone. Its seeing him and suddenly smiling. Its the way he lights up and smiles when he sees you. Its physically wanting him all hours of the day. Its the pain in your heart when you see him hurting. Its the crumbling feeling when you argue and when its over all you can do is throw yourself in his arms and apologize. Its hearing his voice in your ear whispering I love you. Its his warm hand reaching to hold your neck when you kiss. Its those long heartwarming good night txts he sends. Its knowing that he is the one you want to be with your whole life. To live with, share a life with, have a family with. Its falling a sleep in his arms after listening to his soft noises as he dreams. Its waking up and smiling to see he is there next to you. It is Absolutelove that I share with You!
Absolutelove will never break, judge or critisize. It is trusting no matter what. Its having you know that I would follow you and love you to the end of this very earth for the rest of my life. You are where I am happy.
Absolutelove by 11211 April 13, 2010

absolutey tooty 

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty
absolutey tooty by pussy bee October 26, 2019

oh absolutely 

A phrase commonly used to confirm a statement or question when completely sure of oneself. If said with a condescending tone, "oh absolutely" can be an indication that the speaker is a tool. Often used by know-it-alls and douchebags.
Person 1: Hey, does the University of Pennsylvania have a good business school?
Tool: Oh absolutely! The idea that you would even think otherwise is completely ridiculous and shows that I am far superior to you.
oh absolutely by beef nuggets April 23, 2009

Absolutely Glovered 

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.
I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

Absolutely bananas 

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right
Absolutely bananas by Princelol December 1, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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