absaulutely

Describes a total or "off-da-chart" level of rage where you actually wanna throw spears at someone.

I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.