Absorbic 

To be essentially a sponge, to have the ability to absorb

This sponge is absorbic

Absorbic by Jack2599 August 6, 2025

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Absorbity 

the ability to absorb

I like the absorbity of the paint on that paper

Absorbity by izayaipz September 19, 2019

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."

Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?

Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

Absorbillity 

A fancy word by FrankieTheNOOB1 for absorb made on Discord of 5:00 PM of 3/26/2022

Kirby has many abilities like Absorbillity

Absorbillity by FrankieTheNOOB1 March 26, 2022

Absorbious 

on another level of oblivious; too absorbed into something to even know what is going on in front of them

Person 1: God damnit, you absorbious bitch, you just had to ruin the one good thing I did to the discord server, didn't you?
Person 2: Sorry I was drawing, what were you saying?

Absorbious by Locally June 9, 2022

Absorbine Jr. 

has provided fast, effective and lasting pain relief for sore muscles, arthritis and stiffness.

Absorbine Jr., named after W.F. Young’s son, Junior, was developed specifically for humans – for fast, long lasting and effective relief of pain, stiffness and muscle aches

Absorbine Jr. by Wendysfg May 25, 2023