Absorbious 

on another level of oblivious; too absorbed into something to even know what is going on in front of them

Person 1: God damnit, you absorbious bitch, you just had to ruin the one good thing I did to the discord server, didn't you?
Person 2: Sorry I was drawing, what were you saying?

Absorbious by Locally June 9, 2022

abortious 

To describe something that is an abortion in nature.

It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.

a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"

b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"

c) "Her haircut is abortious!"

d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"

and so on...

abortious by Barchy April 1, 2010

adorbious 

Adjective; referring to something that is at best dubiously cute, usually in a sarcastic voice

"Your dog has no hair. It's super adorbious."

adorbious by abmibc October 8, 2011

Adorbious 

Adjective. A combination of the abbreviation for adorable (adorbs) and the word obvious to describe something that is obviously very adorable.

That picture of a baby kissing a puppy is adorbious. He/she is adorbious.

Adorbious by Angel Henry May 19, 2011