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1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.
1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?
Abscound by Sugarglider February 4, 2017
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yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.
I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.
abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.
He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.
Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016
You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .
your school or an open prison
abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.
I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.
absconditioner by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010
When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.
Abscond by Demonicos March 16, 2020
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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