Abscound

1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.

1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?

by Sugarglider February 4, 2017

abscond

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Abscondiscated

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

abscond

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

by Demonicos March 16, 2020