theoceanfrog's definitions

shamplop

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

shampafro

Noun: the giant, foamy afro resulting from using too much shampoo to wash your hair.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010