by theoceanfrog June 16, 2010
Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.
I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.
by theoceanfrog June 16, 2010
Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.
Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.
Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.
by theoceanfrog June 16, 2010