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yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.
abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.
He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.
Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016
You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .
your school or an open prison
abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.
I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.
absconditioner by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010
When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.
Abscond by Demonicos March 16, 2020