absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

Airconditioner

Someone who emenates cool.
Original idea © to Mister Shape of Defunker.

"Omg. He's a total airconditioner!"
"Yeah, you can practically feel it."

by Gensougan July 14, 2007

Chinese airconditioner

When you are eating a girl out and she queefs in your face

Chinese airconditioners are even worse when you have your mouth open

by saltymaninyomouth August 2, 2010