asshooker 

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.

Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.

asshooker by Thallium March 22, 2004

ASSHOOKER 

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

ASSHOOKER by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) by dnice April 21, 2003

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004