asswhooper
1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004
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Asswoofer
noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
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asswhooper • Asswhoopery • Asswhomper • ass whooped • ass whopper • asshopper • asswhooping • asshooker • asshoover • Asswoofer
Asswoofer
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
Asswhoopery
Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.
Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010
asswhoopinworthy
asswhoopinworthy by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016
jasper county asswhooping
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
jasper county asswhooping by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022
asswhooping
(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
asswhooping by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003
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