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Caveman

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
by king_muscat April 20, 2010
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1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.
After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.
by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003
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To hastily perform, often under orders, a complicated (but misunderstood as simple) task, yielding shoddy results.
How did your paper turn out?" "Well I caveman-ed it, how do you think it turned out?
by Amoebatuba December 14, 2010
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(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.
"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"

"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."

"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."
by psuedo_god January 11, 2009
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Oh look, Caveman got 2x4’d again.
by skb9ine August 30, 2019
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the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna caveman her over to the bushes behind the car park and smash that pasty
by jmz_901 July 6, 2011
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An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked
Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?

Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
by Killa Mix Masta April 23, 2009
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