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Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011
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Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

assbook.com 

Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.

Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
assbook.com by the Toad January 19, 2011

astbonkers 

You can call them Bon! She’s a really cool artist on Instagram with this awesome vintage-warm sometimes cottagecore(?)-esque aesthetic :O

A LITERAL GOD.

Currently an MCYT or Dream SMP fanartist! Do not let their simple persona fool you for they make wonders.. also seems to interact with their community frequently.

fear her the one and only astbonkers
ASTBONKER IS LOVE ASTBONKERS IS GOD!
astbonkers by spsarkari January 27, 2022

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.
Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.
asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008