asshooker

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.

Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.

by Thallium March 22, 2004

asshook

1.) assplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. TrekBoi & Hexcor). Can involve fingers, fists, and/or glass dildos donated by Cameron's girlfriend.

2.) A Way0ter's screenname.

1.) Fucking moron! You need a good asshooking.

2.) A(s)Shook

by aq. March 6, 2005

Asshook

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.

by Morgan December 21, 2004

asshooker(V);asshooking(N)

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

by dnice April 21, 2003

ASSHOOKER

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019