APussy
APussy by Getiin CRunK January 27, 2010
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anussy
A term used to imply that ones anus is in fact a pussy (vagina) or at least has or will be used like one.
Related Words
APussy • Apussypointment • A pussyhit • A pussy packer • a pussy ass hoe could never • anussy • Adussy • Agussy • alussy • AIussy
creation of a pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
creation of a pussy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch
hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch by WesNile December 14, 2007
Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy
Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy by danielkhan December 27, 2018
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy
You: Don't talk about something you can't get.
Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)
Guy 1: Pussy
You: Don't talk about something you can't get.
Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016
Apuss
Some ultracrepidarian from Turkey that thinks he can destroy a religion that he used to believe but instead a hypocritical, narcissist who blocks smarter people that refute him and defend said religion
Person 1: Ay yo you’re not a doctor, why are you doing a surgery ?
Person: I was in a hospital for days and now I left it so I’m 85% sure that I know about medical issues
Person 1: you’re an Apuss
Person: I was in a hospital for days and now I left it so I’m 85% sure that I know about medical issues
Person 1: you’re an Apuss
Apuss by Ickytoystor February 10, 2021
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