APussy 

what really chill kids call AP US.

Jamal - Hey Mohammed, how do you think you did on that APussy test?
Mohammed - I owned it. SMD fool

APussy by Getiin CRunK January 27, 2010

anussy 

A term used to imply that ones anus is in fact a pussy (vagina) or at least has or will be used like one.

Greg, you better stop acting like such a girl or someone’s probably gonna bend you over and fuck you in the anussy!

Girl: I don’t think I can fuck anymore my pussy is so sore ...
Guy: don’t worry baby, just turn over and I’ll fuck you in your anussy instead.

anussy by Skyehi November 18, 2018

creation of a pussy 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

creation of a pussy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch by WesNile December 14, 2007

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy 

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy by danielkhan December 27, 2018

What to do if someone calls you a pussy 

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

Apuss 

Some ultracrepidarian from Turkey that thinks he can destroy a religion that he used to believe but instead a hypocritical, narcissist who blocks smarter people that refute him and defend said religion

Person 1: Ay yo you’re not a doctor, why are you doing a surgery ?
Person: I was in a hospital for days and now I left it so I’m 85% sure that I know about medical issues

Person 1: you’re an Apuss

Apuss by Ickytoystor February 10, 2021