79 definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)

tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

rubix cube

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

person1: them rubix cubes r hard arnt dey

person2: just like my dick!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do

person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works

person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009