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rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it
person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
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in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc
person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together
person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough
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can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way
person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
tornadoes and women are so alike
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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