throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.
I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.
by WesNile January 11, 2008
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A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.
Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!
by WesNile November 16, 2007
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Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
by WesNile November 16, 2007
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boobs

One of about two parts of a woman that are useful and interesting.
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slut gut

The gut you often see sticking out from under a crop shirt worn by an overweight, filthy whore. It is often accompanied by an overly tacky belly button piercing.
Dude, check out that cum-guzzling whore standing in line over there, her slut gut is HUGE!
by WesNile October 18, 2007
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harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!
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geology

A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.
Geology is such a sorry excuse for science.
by WesNile September 17, 2008
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