Definitions by WesNile

geology

A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

Geology is such a sorry excuse for science.

geology by WesNile November 1, 2008

throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

throat dumpling by WesNile January 15, 2008

Krystal 

While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.

Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!

Krystal by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

hotter than a three balled tom cat by WesNile December 14, 2007

boobs

One of about two parts of a woman that are useful and interesting.

Check out the boobs on that girl. Fucking tops!

boobs by WesNile December 14, 2007

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007