WesNile's definitions

throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

by WesNile January 15, 2008

slut gut

The gut you often see sticking out from under a crop shirt worn by an overweight, filthy whore. It is often accompanied by an overly tacky belly button piercing.

Dude, check out that cum-guzzling whore standing in line over there, her slut gut is HUGE!

by WesNile November 4, 2007

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

MTSU

1. Middle Tennessee State University. A mediocre at best 4 year university in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

2. Many Teeth Stacked Up. Used to describe a redneck or piece of trash that has crooked, fucked up teeth.

MTSU is the biggest excuse for a college ever!

Look at that redneck bitch, she got MTSU!!!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

Krystal

While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.

Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007