AHOTY
AHOTY by ratinacage March 10, 2011
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AHOYA
AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
Xbox Ahoy!
Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).
Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?
Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...
(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...
Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!
(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?
Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...
Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...
Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!
(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!
Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...
(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...
Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!
(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?
Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...
Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...
Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!
(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!
Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
Xbox Ahoy! by Frenchief March 2, 2011
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die
Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020
Tits ahoy
Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"
Shits Ahoy
Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?
Shits Ahoy by Broth3r John June 22, 2016
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