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The act of getting in contact with someone
This is the ignorant version of the illiterate term "aholt" - derived from "a hold"
I've been tryin' to get ahote of you since you got out of the pokey.

Get ahote of yourself!
ahote by Zephyr87122 July 14, 2011
Words you can keep
1. A travesty

2. An unfair goal in Fifa that is a result of a deflection off of a player or the goalie right to the feet of an attacking player for an open net shot
1. I was going to get with that girl last night but hunter totally ahbteened me and she left the party almost immediately

2. I lost in the 90th minute to him because of the biggest ahbteen you have ever seen. He didn't skillfully defeat me.
Ahbteen by trashcan23444 October 13, 2016
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Literally, “stupid hair” in japanese. A single (usually short and fat) lock of hair that sticks out of an anime character’s head. The character is usually stupid in some way, but there are enough exceptions that this isn’t a rule. Example characters include Himeko and Me-tan. To be differentiated from antenna hair, which is two or more thin locks of hair as opposed to only one.
Rebecca grabs a hold of Himeko's ahoge and pulls it out.
ahoge by tleek October 30, 2006

Aotearoa 

Maori Name For New Zealand

Means The Land Of The Long White Cloud
Aotearoa is the most beautiful country on earth.
Aotearoa by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
meaning crazy fun. constantly smiling. loves burning, beer, girls and has 3 brothers and 1 sister. loves the number 9. always pulsating. never a dull moment in life and will fight a bestfriend if drunk enough. sometimes referred to as ridiculous for his crazy ideas.
"Can animals get girls prenant??".... a type of sayin an AHONEN would say.
ahonen by pulsator January 17, 2009
A stupid person who types "atheist" wrong on urban dictionary.
Bobby typed "atheist" wrong on UD and got a whacky definition. He is now an ahteist.
Ahteist by Wutut February 11, 2010

Apotemnophiliac 

Someone who has an obsession with the amputation of their own limbs.
That kid's such an apotemnophiliac, he actually tried sawing his arm off with a spoon.
Apotemnophiliac by The Boxer June 23, 2003
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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