ahote 

The act of getting in contact with someone
This is the ignorant version of the illiterate term "aholt" - derived from "a hold"

I've been tryin' to get ahote of you since you got out of the pokey.

Get ahote of yourself!

ahote by Zephyr87122 July 14, 2011

Ahbteen 

1. A travesty

2. An unfair goal in Fifa that is a result of a deflection off of a player or the goalie right to the feet of an attacking player for an open net shot

1. I was going to get with that girl last night but hunter totally ahbteened me and she left the party almost immediately

2. I lost in the 90th minute to him because of the biggest ahbteen you have ever seen. He didn't skillfully defeat me.

Ahbteen by trashcan23444 October 13, 2016

ahoge 

Literally, “stupid hair” in japanese. A single (usually short and fat) lock of hair that sticks out of an anime character’s head. The character is usually stupid in some way, but there are enough exceptions that this isn’t a rule. Example characters include Himeko and Me-tan. To be differentiated from antenna hair, which is two or more thin locks of hair as opposed to only one.

Rebecca grabs a hold of Himeko's ahoge and pulls it out.

ahoge by tleek October 30, 2006

Aotearoa 

Maori Name For New Zealand

Means The Land Of The Long White Cloud

Aotearoa is the most beautiful country on earth.

Aotearoa by Jellyphant July 29, 2003

ahonen

meaning crazy fun. constantly smiling. loves burning, beer, girls and has 3 brothers and 1 sister. loves the number 9. always pulsating. never a dull moment in life and will fight a bestfriend if drunk enough. sometimes referred to as ridiculous for his crazy ideas.

"Can animals get girls prenant??".... a type of sayin an AHONEN would say.

ahonen by pulsator January 17, 2009

Ahteist 

A stupid person who types "atheist" wrong on urban dictionary.

Bobby typed "atheist" wrong on UD and got a whacky definition. He is now an ahteist.

Ahteist by Wutut February 11, 2010

Apotemnophiliac 

Someone who has an obsession with the amputation of their own limbs.

That kid's such an apotemnophiliac, he actually tried sawing his arm off with a spoon.

Apotemnophiliac by The Boxer June 23, 2003