AFTAC

noun:

Air Force Technical Applications Center

1. A place where a lot of tax paying money is spent on large and unnecessary paper weights.

2. The big windowless building seen on A1A, Satellite Beach, Florida.

3. The Air Forces cesspool of geeks, nerds, dorks and otherwise kids picked on in high school.

4. A place where married men hide from their wives/girlfriends.

see also AFTACing

Civi: "You're in the Air Force? What plane do you fly?"

Airman: "I don't fly planes, I work at AFTAC."

Civi: "Whats that?"

Airman: "A place where we conduct classified and expensive, highly technical tests, while playing Magic and WOW in our spare time."

by ChibiSophie May 13, 2009

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

thunder cross split attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass

She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Japan is attacking

When a girl is in public or too embarrassed to say this is a common code for "I'm on my period". It is symbolized by Japan's flag being white with a red dot, or period, on it.

Hannah: Japan is attacking, full force
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*

by Grammatical mistakes whatevva July 1, 2016

Attack the D point!

In War Thunder there is no D point, but you can still message the team to attack or defend the D point, it was in game only once and was removed quickly. The command "Attack the D point!" became a meme. Less often, but still you can hear commands like "Attack the C point!" in the mode where you have only A and B points or "Attack the B point!" in the mode with only A point.

Person 1: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Affirmative!
Person 3: Never!
Person 3: Defend the D point!
Person 4: Shut up!

by Gaygin needs to lower R3'S BR December 30, 2020