a chicken
a chicken by Nana bananas July 27, 2014
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A chicken for every pot to piss in
Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
A chicken for every pot to piss in by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013
Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch
Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012
cool like a chicken
A phrase that perfectly describes someone or something that is hip,cool, awesome,the shit,the bomb or the kat's meow!!
" Wow, that man is cool like a chicken"
"That girl over there looking cool like a chicken"
"Rolled up on my homies lookin cool like a chicken"
"Bro you looking cool like a chicken"
"That girl over there looking cool like a chicken"
"Rolled up on my homies lookin cool like a chicken"
"Bro you looking cool like a chicken"
cool like a chicken by Mcdondoodleson February 3, 2019
Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang
Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014
7$ and a chicken biscuit
7$ and a chicken biscuit by Field Brerb October 16, 2019
go... fetch a chicken
An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.
go... fetch a chicken by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010
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