Definitions by Mrminibagel

Cultural Fatass 

A person who does things fat people usually do, but manages to stay skinny.

"I don't know how Justin isn't fat? He drinks so much soda and eats right before he goes to sleep, but he's still skinny"
In this case, Justin is a cultural fatass

Cultural Fatass by Mrminibagel March 5, 2025

Tazzed 

To get stabbed, specifically by a store owner over questionable allegations of shoplifting. Named for Taseer Zarka, AKA Taz a Raleigh business over who stabbed a customer to death over shoplifting allegations.

"Ronnie's in the hospital with stab wounds."
"Oh no, did that crazy convenience store clerk stab him?"
"Yeah, he totally got tazzed by that dude."

Tazzed by Mrminibagel May 19, 2023

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

An alternative to saying "you're welcome" or "no problem."

"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014