frump-a-lump

A frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. One also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. You might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. Frump-a-lump's can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper class. Although most are quite prominent in Low Socio-Economic Status areas such as Dandenong and Croydon.

Danny - "dude, i copped some fat head this morning!"

Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"

Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"

Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"

Dannny - "Yeah"

Sean - "Sweet!"

by gannog September 30, 2007

Puff A Lump

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"

by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009

chump a lump

Chump a lump came to be used heavily in the San Francisco happy hardcore scene...where people would replace unknown song lyrics with "chump a lump".

"Like a shooting star, chump a lump a lump"

by OTC May 11, 2003

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan

I’m just going to dump a lump

by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019