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Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009
Related Words

Brainchat 

A slang word used for when someone is picky about everything, and is rude about it. This is similar to a Karen.
I told Jack he was being a brainchat, and he just kept saying annoying and picky things.
Brainchat by masonthemissile November 10, 2022
When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018
Braina is a crazy and fun person. She loves hanging out with her friends, and she's a really good friend. Sometimes she is peaceful and loves to have her own quiet time.
Braina is crazy yet fun.
braina by SamanthaM07 June 3, 2023
the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal
You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"
Brainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018