Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

Brainard

Someone with a really big forehead/ head.

"Wow, that guy has a huge forehead."
"He looks like a brainard."
"Gross."

by Blaise Zabini April 22, 2013

Brainard

A very very special kind of person that bricks keys and plays arcane unironically.

he pulled a brainard

by Titanic Douche Barrett April 4, 2022

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

brainfard

literally like taking a shit in ur brain but worse
its also a meme

Man 1: "man i just had a brainfard"
Man 2: "ok"

by Ballsinyourface696969 March 5, 2023

Brainerd

Best lakes in Minnesota, best summers, known for our kick ass resorts!!!

Ex. "I'm going up north to Brainerd for the weekend!!!"

by adrake02 February 26, 2009

Brainerd

Brainerd, Minnesota. Easily the most kick ass place in the world.

Matt: Hey dude im going to brainerd this weekend.

Andrew: Sweet that sounds kick ass.

by Dibsboy January 22, 2011