Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

Brainard

Someone with a really big forehead/ head.

"Wow, that guy has a huge forehead."
"He looks like a brainard."
"Gross."

by Blaise Zabini April 22, 2013

Brainard

A very very special kind of person that bricks keys and plays arcane unironically.

he pulled a brainard

by Titanic Douche Barrett April 4, 2022