brainable 

Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.

Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.

brainable by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010

brainable 

an adjective used to describe a girl who you would let suck your dick but nothing else.

i wouldn't fuck her with your dick... but she's brainable.

brainable by skap-a-phobic August 12, 2006

brainlet

immature,underdeveloped cerebral cortex,unfit for real world survival

Jimmy scored ninety on the I.Q.test. What a brainlet!

brainlet by TinFoilHatGuy May 11, 2017

Brainlet

Someone associated with having a low iq and a below average common sense.

Tilly you brainlet!

Brainlet by Kaprie May 30, 2018

Brainlet

Individuals that search their names on Urban Dictionary and share the definition with others in order to feel good about them seleves. These people generally have IQs equivalent to that of small fish and think that Lelepons is funny.

"Hey, check out that brainlet over there."

Brainlet by go commit neck rope July 12, 2018

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.

You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!

Braincakle by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.

This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.

Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009