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βµñg#Ø£€ 

How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.

Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
βµñg#Ø£€ by Telephony July 2, 2021

Covid-β 

Read as “Covid-beta.” Also known as the B.1.351 or “Beta” variant. The South African variant, which has been detected in at least 40-odd countries, is believed to evade antibodies, thus making recovered infected people despite their existing immunity prone to reinfection.
Insufficient data cannot conclude whether Covid-β causes more severe illness than earlier versions of the coronavirus, or whether current vaccines may be less effective for this variant, which may also be transmitted faster.
Covid-β by MathPlus August 30, 2021

FLŰGGÅɘNKð€ČHIᵫβØLSÊN 

The safe word used in Club Vandersexxx, featured in the movie Eurotrip
Madame: Bring out the testical clamps!
Cooper: Oh crap! Flugan..basja..sbiner holzeen?
Madame: Do you mean FLŰGGÅɘNKð€ČHIᵫβØLSÊN?

Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte 

Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!

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