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β by ðat ððððððð guy May 21, 2021
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βµñg#Ø£€ 

How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.

Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
βµñg#Ø£€ by Telephony July 2, 2021

Covid-β 

Read as “Covid-beta.” Also known as the B.1.351 or “Beta” variant. The South African variant, which has been detected in at least 40-odd countries, is believed to evade antibodies, thus making recovered infected people despite their existing immunity prone to reinfection.
Insufficient data cannot conclude whether Covid-β causes more severe illness than earlier versions of the coronavirus, or whether current vaccines may be less effective for this variant, which may also be transmitted faster.
Covid-β by MathPlus August 30, 2021

FLŰGGÅɘNKð€ČHIᵫβØLSÊN 

The safe word used in Club Vandersexxx, featured in the movie Eurotrip
Madame: Bring out the testical clamps!
Cooper: Oh crap! Flugan..basja..sbiner holzeen?
Madame: Do you mean FLŰGGÅɘNKð€ČHIᵫβØLSÊN?

Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte 

Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!
Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte by DrAlso October 28, 2024

Ι.Η.Τ.Β.Τ.Ο.T.T.Y.I.D.F.Y.M.

I Hate to Be the One to Tell Ya (I Done Fucked Your Mama) "
Hey son

Ι.Η.Τ.Β.Τ.Ο.T.T.Y.I.D.F.Y.M. means i hate to be the one to tell you I done tucked ur momma

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ɑ çʊʈe ɡɣɪ̈ɾɭ ɰʰɵɱʂʈ ɛⱱɘʀʏœȵɐ ȴɒɤ̞ɜʐ ʈθ ɓ̥e æʁʘʉɳɖ
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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