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being a kid is the greatest thing ever. ding dong ditch, garden hopping, being clueless about many things, getting away with anything because of your age, being immature, laughing all day, sleepovers, not giving a damn about how you look, not having to work. be a kid forever, its worth it.
Bitch 1: "Omg bbz. That boi is lyk a kid. Wat a Wierdo x"
Bitch 2: "I knoo lyk x"
Kid: "I'm having more fun that you, bitch!"
kid by Emc366 August 25, 2010
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A word girls/guys use when they want to mess with someone they like or want to make them mad on purpose.
Girl: Kid stop joking around.
Guy: Stop calling me a kid
Kid by aluminik October 12, 2014
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Kid isn't just a word for someone of youth. The slang kid is what you call someone. It's used as if you were saying dude or bro. Example:
Kid stop kicking things at me
Yeah, you're dumb kid
Kid what are you doing lmao
Kid is used for insults as well. Like:
Yeah youre just some kid get outta here
You're dumb kid
Kid is used along side of the slang tip and jip and stick and ran.
Kid is also used for other people like
Some random kid showed up
And kid could be used for any aged person. They don't have to be an actual kid
kid, that's not how you throw a football
Get outta here you random kid
I kicked a tip and hit a random kid
Kid by Loaf Noir July 19, 2018
a friend or aqauntance
Yo what up kid
kid by self March 8, 2003
An endearing nickname for a close friend. Usually someone younger than you that you consider family
Kid, did you eat all that pizza??
Kid by bobs93 June 2, 2017
A term usually to describe a male friend, similar to the usage of 'Bloke' by the British. It can be used in reference to a complete stranger to close family.

It is interchangeable with dude and other slang to describe people. Age is not an issue when using the term.
He seems like a pretty cool kid.

This kid at my office is a total ass.
Kid by ErikF&OrenP September 1, 2009
1.Something REALLY old people desire to be when their backs start breaking and their hearing and eyesight get poor.
Before gramps died, he told me to stay a kid forever..."It's worth it." He says.
kid by Katherine April 28, 2004
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