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[kalasho] 

is a big fat animal that loves to lick its own ass, especially after taking a dump.
i'd stay away from that kalasho if i was you, he'll suck the crap out of you
[kalasho] by rewop xam January 11, 2009
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Kalash is one of the main things that are used in Pooja during Indian festivals.The name is very uncommon. This name belongs to people mainly born in Indian subcontinent. Kalash is one of the people who have more of an Ambivert personality. They are friendly, sweet, too much caring and love interacting with people alot. They are the people whom you can trust and are also the ones who are more likely to spark a conversation.
Hi I am Kalash
Kalash how are you
Kalash by kashsdda October 22, 2020
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Khlav Kalash 

A supposed awful tasting item from your run of the mill foreign lunch vendor located in downtown New York City. This is the actual spelling of the food, as opposed to the otherwise used Khlav K(h)alash. From past experiences with the Khlav Kalash, the main choice of beverage is typically a can or two of Crab Juice. This item is served ONLY only a stick, no bowl.
"No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash"
Khlav Kalash by cavvz April 27, 2009

Khlav Kalash 

A recipe of mutton, lamb, tomatoes, carnations, onions, water, oil, and salt & pepper. It's all ground into a thick ball of meat.

Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.
Khlav Kalash Guy: "Get your Khlav Kalash!"

...

Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."
Khlav Kalash by Oil Country October 15, 2007
Short for Kalashnikov, after the the Avtomat Kalashnikov of 1947, the greatest rifle of our time, our fathers time, and his father's time, feared and respected by the world, were even the snideness of America cannot find grounds of insult to this death-bringer.
Designed in Russia between '44 and '46 by Michail Kalashnikov, by his make, and NO OTHER, this rifle is cannot be broken, jammed, or overheated, and to my knowledge, can fire underwater. It's only known flaw is its frugal specifics, corrected readily by the profoundly accurate AK 103/104, which are lighter than the much less powerful m16 by half an ounce.
-Fill it with mud, fill it with sand, drown it, freeze it, fire 400 rounds. Clean it with a fucking shoelace. The only thing that jams a Kalash is bloodcake in the barrel.

-I got my Klash, my CZ and my MR.22
Kalash by coal87 October 8, 2010
Kalash is one of the main things that are used in Pooja during Indian festivals.The name is very uncommon. This name belongs to people mainly born in Indian subcontinent. Kalash is one of the people who have more of an Ambivert personality. They are friendly, sweet, too much caring and love interacting with people alot. They are the people whom you can trust and are also the ones who are more likely to spark a conversation.
Hi My name is Kalash
Hi Kalash
Kalash is Kalash
Kalash by kashsdda October 22, 2020
Kalash discovered that due to the pandemic, 15 crore children across the country had dropped out of educational institutes while a million more were at the risk of dropping out.This thought prompted her to take action, she thought of an idea that would benefit not only the underprivileged children in need of education but also the youth of the community. Taking a leaf out of the Singaporean education system, she sought to involve youth in a social activity that helps underprivileged children while providing tutoring and change-making skills to the young persons involved.
This led to the start of Fun Learning Youth (FLY).

Young and dynamic leader bringing revolution in education industry
change is about to begin Kalash bhaiya
Kalash B by ActivistAvenger June 9, 2023
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