kalaho

the type of guy you’de wish to be,because he’s basically a god on earth

I wish my man was like kalaho

by Abdallah Khaled April 21, 2018

Kataholic

A man who cares a whole lot for a woman because she is smart, articulate, charismatic,and beautiful even though he thinks she has misled and manipulated him.

Boy, this guy's a complete Kataholic about that English chick.

by windsorgirl September 13, 2010

kalahwauki

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Bushman of the Kalahari

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it

"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"

by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005

Kalabortep

When your mate is the fattest fuck out there

Michael: look at the size of Ken
Ken: Shut up! you're the biggest kalabortep i've ever met!

by Latrell Mitchell March 28, 2021