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Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.
Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?
Basketball by Jakrel April 19, 2005
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basketball

Number one ticket out of the ghetto and progect's along with rap and selling crack rock
Boy: Im failing math.
Man: Play basketball and rap.
basketball by makdogjoe June 6, 2005

Basketball

1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans.

2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews.
1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3."
Basketball by Jarvis Yates1 March 19, 2010

basketball

The best sport in the universe. It's fast paced, needs skill, can be played alone or with others, and there's a big potential to improve.
Basketball rules - it's an awesome sport that everyone should play.
basketball by Adel7 January 16, 2008

basketball

"I just played a game of basketball."

Basketball

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.
Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...
Basketball by BrasilStyle July 29, 2009

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basketball by hi May 21, 2003
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