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A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.
by Jakrel May 29, 2005
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The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.
DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.
by Jakrel May 26, 2005
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Fred: Hey, Jacko, should we pick up that faggot before we go to dinner?
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.
by Jakrel May 29, 2005
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The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.
Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.
by Jakrel May 15, 2005
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The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
by Jakrel May 16, 2005
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The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
by Jakrel May 15, 2005
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The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.
Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.
by Jakrel April 21, 2005
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