15 definitions by Jakrel

weed

a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.

Yo, go snatch that weed.

by Jakrel June 23, 2005

farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

by Jakrel May 15, 2005

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

by Jakrel June 23, 2005

yoda

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

by Jakrel May 29, 2005

brown trash

Poor Mexicans who live in a trailer.

Those Mexicans are smoking grass! Now that's some brown trash.

by Jakrel May 29, 2005

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by Jakrel May 29, 2005

detto

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.

Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.

by Jakrel April 21, 2005