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tom scott
person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?
person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
tom scott by one yeety boi August 30, 2020
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Tom Scott
A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.
me: sit on bench
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
Tom Scott by Junkyard Jarvis April 30, 2021
Tom Scott
Tom Scott by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022
Tom Scott
N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
Tom Scott by HydraulicWalrus December 12, 2019
Tom Scott
Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.
Tom Scott by Larry Flint August 30, 2013
to Tom Scott
I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
to Tom Scott by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.