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Tomscott 

V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.
Want to go tomscotting?
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
Tomscott by Moliveofscratch November 24, 2016
Words you can keep

Tomscott 

When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.
I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.
Tomscott by tshrecc December 29, 2007

tomscott-depression 

The depression faced by someone following Tom Scott leaving the internet on January 1st, 2024. The feeling can be incapacitating, knowing that the 30-something British man will no longer be posting content on his main channel for the foreseeable future.
“It’s been 2 weeks. I am suffering from a severe case of tomscott-depression

Tom Scott 

A person who looks 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 year old at the same time.
Girl : Babe, how old do you think I look in this dress?

Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.

Girl : ...
Tom Scott by mottocs September 12, 2021

tom scott 

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes
person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
tom scott by one yeety boi August 30, 2020

Tom Scott 

A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.
me: sit on bench

Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
Tom Scott by Junkyard Jarvis April 30, 2021

Tom Scott 

Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.
Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."
Tom Scott by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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