When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.

V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.

Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.