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N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...

Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
by HydraulicWalrus December 12, 2019
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.
Want to go tomscotting?
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
by Moliveofscratch November 24, 2016
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Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.
Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?
by Larry Flint August 30, 2013
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When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.
I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.
by tshrecc November 30, 2007
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