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Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.
"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)

Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
Fud by Mr Bawbag July 12, 2012
Related Words
don't believe Microsoft's FUD -- Mozilla is off the hook
FUD by you October 28, 2001
Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt
"Your a fud"
"I rolled over in bed and accidently kneed her in the fud. She woke with a scream and punched me in the balls"
FUD by big gee from glasgow April 29, 2005
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.
The company's FUD spreading caused many supporters to abandon their cause, except for the few that could see through its scaremongering propaganda.
fud by Fluid July 14, 2003
Word of the Day on April 12, 2008
Female genitalia, normally used as an insult, meaning a person of lower than average intelligence.
Look where you're f**king goin', ya fud!
fud by Lachlan September 29, 2003
Noun. Alternative word for fanny. (The female sexual organ)
You stupid fud.

HAHA YA WEE FUD
Fud by CiaranP May 13, 2006
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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